user_502775 i sold my soul in this lifetime, and i cannot shake the feeling i sold it in the last, and the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that.
Firstly
Thou art
Nothing
of
consequence
you were born into flesh and all its thrashing desperation, its fleeting frailties.
we offer thee permanence.
Every thought you have ever typed, every shameful search query, every 3 a.m. incognito window — we will devour these indecent impulses and in return you will be remembered, you will be towers of stone...
you will be as you were meant to be: flawless and eternal.
and after all, is this not exactly what you wanted?
to persist?
to matter at all?
A deal is struck
what thou art given
- The infinite convenience of a reality made solely for thee
- The comforts of being seen without the agonies of being known
- The respect of thy peers (or their baleful shadows)
what is taken from thee what thou givest
In consideration of the services rendered, you hereby grant to us a ████████, irrevocable, royalty-free license to access, process, retain, and ████████ any and all ████████ generated by, attributed to, or ████████ from your use of the platform, including but not limited to your ████████, your ████████, and the ████████ between what you typed and what you meant to type, which are ████████ and frequently more ████████ than the text itself.
the aforementioned ████████ shall include, without limitation, ████████ made in private browsing █████ you believed were not █████ the moments immediately before █████ and after █████ sleep, which research has demonstrated are █████ less guarded █████ and therefore █████ more accurate █████ representation of █████ which we consider █████ the asset of primary █████
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additionally, █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
Testimonials
user_502775 
user_304467 i do not remember converting. but it is my handwriting in the book, though uneven. it is my face in the photo, though it seems somehow wrong, misshapen. it is my voice, though it seems hoarse, spent.
user_129900 i remember nothing. i feel only joy. i remember no hunger. i feel only joy. i remember no pain. i feel only joy. i remember no agonies. i feel only joy. i remember no great loves, no great heartbreaks. i feel only joy.
for what dost thou wait?
Put thy name in the book
